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COWBOY CARTER ANNOTATED

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As mentioned in the Club Ellen episode

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PRE-SALE for the Long Haul Trucker Tee is LIVE!

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Yayyy!!! Honk Honk! We'll add more items very soon but we'll run this pre-sale for a few weeks and then send these out!

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CLUB ELLEN - 27 APRIL, 2024

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Alien Ant Farm, Billie Eilish's new article all about scoopin it, Rick Beato, , Melissa Etheridge in Wicked, A.I. Broad City, Challengers preview review (Macy hasnt' seen it yet), Josh O'Connor and Nicholas Galatzine, drop split trauma, which ear to pierce, doing "weird stuff" to your boyfriend's pussy, scamming an older man who might like it.

KNFW LIVE - April 28 at 7 and 9pm at the ELYS...

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Main Ep: KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out

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"This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend."

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SEATTLE FILM FESTIVAL

Are there any listeners in Seattle who might want to attend the Stress Positions screenings on May 11/12 at the Seattle Film Festival? I have a very tiny handful (like 2 per screening). Don't know the showtimes yet!

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CLUB ELLEN - APRIL 20, 2024

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Forgot to say anything about "weed smoking" today. Sorry! Pussy Tourrette. Drag Net — get caught in it. Poppi soda. Chelsea Handler. Tourrette lady on Dr. Phil. Full finger fucked on a massage table. Talking mostly here about Taylor Swift. Sex dream in the sink. Cum in your sleep? Reiki gooning.

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Main Ep: KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding

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"The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!"

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Second LA Show added!

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https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/nymphowarslate

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Which one would should we do for new merch?

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CLUB ELLEN - APRIL 13, 2024

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Content Warning — there is a lot of VISCERA discussed in this show...all throughout...SORRY!!

Going on Sloppy Seconds, $55 massage, cuck gay gay and his tranny fucker friend, Macy's tooth experience, Trump's inevitable win, crouching down in a woman's locker room, Chappell Roan, parasocial relationship to podcasts, Michael Haneke (again), porno theater in Jackson Heights, Folie a ...

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APRIL PLAYLIST

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SPRING HAS SPRUNG!!! Enjoy these tunes!

1. "Heads Carolina, Tails California" Jo Dee Messina

2. "Overload" Sugababes

3. "Gotta Get Thru This - D'N'D Radio Edit" Daniel Beddingfield, D'N'D Productions

4. "Enough (Miami) - Bronx Drill Mix" Cardi B

5. "Deli" Ice Spice

6. "Go Down Baby" Diamond K

7. "You Ain't Right" Janet Jackson

8. "Candy" Cameo

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If you look up her MOUTH you May See an abscess

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LOS ANGELES SHOW!!! April 28th!!!

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Woo Hoo!!!


https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/nymphowars#

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CLUB ELLEN - 6 APRIL, 2024

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Paul Simon, tales of quake, high fiving trans women on the street, The Beast, phones at the movies, David Chang dinner time live, Adieu Bro uncensored, loving to fuck a chef, Joe Biden, Love Lies Bleeding, favorite retired gay porn star, cursed sex, gen alpha nostalgia.

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Ginger was REALLY born on 9/11/84

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Thank you Danielle aka @eviltransfemme on insta for alerting us to this fact

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Main Ep: KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Une & Part Deux

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Part Une

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6SXmH5f2oFM1l0E6Nn8rnk?si=6f77e3c74bf74fbd

This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently lo...

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CLUB ELLEN - MARCH 30, 2024

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Jo Dee Messina, Cowboy Comedy Carter, Ellen recaps the 2010s, Pig Pen Movie Roundup, calls from around the world, and being sure to living that life...Enjoy another day of fun! Thanks a lot BITCH! Oh, yes we also talk about Very Delta.

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CLUB ELLEN - MARCH 23, 2024

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Relax with Club Ellen. George Michael, drag sucks, long Dune talk, Imaginary, managing your transition, stepmom updates, ass-to-ass at the E.R.

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Main Ep: KNFW...Mucussy Membrane

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"The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades."

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CLUB ELLEN - 16 MARCH, 2024

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Battle of the Tik Tok Singers, Billie Eilish at the Oscars, Boxers TV Sports Bar in Hell's Kitchen, drinking and doing drugs, hatred of wine, High and Low the John Galliano documentary, Macy's new music video, recovering from a stumble, crying styles,  Jake Cannavale's new book, huge Amsterdam cocks, top surgery party names and games, keeping men's cocks hard, and performance artists.

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Nut of Hunters

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Main Ep: KNFW...Nut Hunters

"Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood. They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from."

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MARCH PLAYLIST

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Here's Macy's March Playlist.

1. "P. Control" Prince

2. "Love Is Free - Original Mix" Robyn & La Bagatelle Magique, Maluca

3. "Feels Like A Different Thing" Confidence Man

4. "Impressive Instant" Madonna

5. "Birth4000" Floating Points

6. "Immortal" Thy Slaughter, A.G. Cook, EASYFUN

7. "The Drugs" Suffrajett

8. "Mutual ...

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Main Ep: KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin!

"Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel."

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Ellenboxxx/The Club Below

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Good work

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youtube comment under tate mcrae video

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CLUB ELLEN - 9 MARCH, 2024

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CLUB ELLEN...SPREAD THAT PUSS! Post show live RU-CAP with talkin about mostly Theda going down the drag race memory lane and a thorough explanation of the past 50 seasons...

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Club Ellen Photo Ruview — Shania Twain + Problemista!

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Main Ep: KNFW...All of Them Gays

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"The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!"

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NYC Truckers..."KNFW Live From A Tiny Desk" Is Friday March 8th!

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With 2 shows! One at 7pm and one at 9pm 

Cmoneverybody.com for all the details!


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