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Christory #3: PandaHalo & JULAAAY!

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Asterios contracts "The Christory Flu." 

Sirancha explains the Christorian Prime Directive. 

And a teenager "pranks" CWC...

...by having cybersex with him. 

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TLP #22: Garbage Adjacent

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Sirancha goes off on "Karen."

Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.

(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY


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TLP #21: Patreon Party Poopers

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Asterios meets an occultist.

Sirancha steals some oat milk. 

And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?

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Christory #2: Blanca Weiss & Clyde Cash

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Asterios halts the recording. 

Sirancha sings some songs.

And will the real Clyde Cash real stand up?

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Christory #1.5: "The Man In The Pickle Suit" (Live from NYC!)

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Asterios nearly throws up.

Sirancha "tricks him again."

And a very nice young man demonstrates, "The Hedgehog Defense Position."

#Cristory

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One Minute D&D: "The Big Bang Killroom" w/Larnock from The Generic Wrestling Podcast

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Sheldon plays a deadly game.

Six UCLA students fight for survival.

And Larnock always tells the truth...or does he?

#OneMinuteDnD

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TLP #20: The Battle of Sanctions

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On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions. How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up? Listen!

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TLP #19: Dabbing On Straight People

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Sirancha expresses her Pride.

Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.

And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian

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Welcome to Christory.

A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.

If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.

By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.

Join us, won't you?

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TLP #18: Can't Understand Nathen's Trade

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Attached is THE LOUDEST PODCAST #18! And here's some news:

-- On Monday, we taped THE LOUDEST PODCAST Presents: CRISTORY, Part 1   

-- Ep #1 will go out free to all, rest will be exclusive to YOU FINE PATRE-O'S  

-- This WILL be a very long series because...he is...insane.  We're thinking about it like a limited series, like "Serial" but cr...

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Bonus! D&D #2: "Ice Princess Zero"

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Need a refresher? Here's EPISODE ONE!

Elsa considers moving back home.

Stuffin' considers killing everyone.

And Thy Dungeonmaster considers getting more players.

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TLP #17: Entergaging In Toronto With Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)

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Asterios goes to Toronto.

Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip.

And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions:

  • Cryptocurrency
  • Artificial Intelligence
  • Farm-To-Plate Integrity
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#Garfronto

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TLP #16: James Charles' Bizarre Instagram Adventure

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Sirancha Pokèmon GO-ES trespassing.

Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP lawsuiting. 

And YOUR dating profiles are reviewed, live! 

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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THE LOUDEST PODCAST: Live from Boston!

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Watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWIaCix-Q9o 

Recorded LIVE in Beantown, USA.

-AK & SIR

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Asterios Kills A Kid: "We're Back!"

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How do you get a girl to stop liking you?

How can you shut up Soundcloud-rapping classmates?

And how do you teach someone to imagine...

...their own imagination?


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Asterios Kills A Kid: "We're Back!" (Video)

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We're finally back to "help" kids all around the world. Hope you enjoy this exclusive patre-only episode!

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TLP #15: What Are The Bases?

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On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine...

...what the bases are.

Consider the debate ended. 

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BvZ #25: Boomer Hits The Reset Button

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I'm sure you've seen the video by now, but Mumkey/Jimmy/Tyler is having an incredibly hard time. 

He's heavily into drinking and drugs, his relationship with Sheep is in shambles, he's lashing out at his friends, and he's suicidal. 

I've reached out to him multiple times, and I've also been...

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TLP #14: Bitching About The B-Word

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Once again:

We do not get to any topic we had planned.

#BlameSirancha

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Here's Some Top Secret GIFs Just For You Fine Patre-o's

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WE LOVE YOU DAMMIT

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TLP #13: Entergaging with Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)

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Ladies & gentlemen...

...we got 'em.

Enclosed: an interview with Nathen Mazri, Chief Entergagement Officer of GarfieldEATS.

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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BvZ #24: Boomer vs. Popcorning

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VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IT7quWMmIA 

Mumkey & Asterios make their Endgame predictions.

And: there's Andy Signore news.

#BOOMERvsZOOMER

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Porg Chatter: Porg-vivor w/Mumkey Jones

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loveee yaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFvVbqmkog

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TLP #12: Law School Virgin

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Listeners: send us your dating profiles! Sirancha wants to fix them live on air tomorrow.

Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.

Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.

And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY 

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BvZ #23: Zoomer vs. The Format

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Update: video added! Starting NEXT week, the ONLY place you will be able to see video episodes is on our Patreon's. I'm tired of YouTube's demonitization bullshit + Mumkey's tired of his fans saying BvZ "clogs up the feed." 

Mumkey enters Clownworld.

Asterios enters hell.

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Presenting: The Horrifying Asterios Dakimura Sex Pillow

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Here, finally, is the Asterios Sex Pillow. Use it in good health:

Front Side 

Back Side 

I love you all. 


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TLP #11: A Firing Squad Of Dicks

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Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.

Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.

It's the second worst thing she's ever heard. 


#LOUDequalsFUNNY

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BvZ #22: Boomer vs. Sobriety

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VIDJEO!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anaHZvTAkKI 

Asterios overindulges in the one vice he has left:

White Monster energy drinks.

#PrayForAsterios 

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Porg Chatter #13: Tallard Magic Leaps On Your Wife

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Sirancha wants unlimited digital porgs.

Asterios tries to preserve an NDA.

And you pay rent to Tallard, now.

#outofthenest 

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