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Honey Sings Christmas... Santa Baby

This is worst cover of this song that has ever been recorded.

You are very welcome.

Betrayed and Bitter Mermaid Roleplay 🍯 Cold Dark Ocean Part Two - Stolen Treasure

Recorded in a WiFiless hotel and edited on a coach in Rome.

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[F4A] Cold Dark Ocean Part Two - Stolen Treasure [Rescuing You][The Good Sister][Yandere][Revenge][Underwater Ambience][Gender Neutral][Betrayed and Bitter Mermaid Roleplay] 

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“I stole the very shiniest words and hoarded them all up until they made something worth having.�...

Tsundere English Waitress Working the Night Shift in a Crappy Diner 🍯 I Love My Job

[F4A] I Love My Job [My Favourite Customer][Adorkable][Oh So Convincing Denial][Coffee Hate][Love Makes You Clumsy][Gender Neutral][Tsundere English Waitress Working the Night Shift in a Crappy Diner]

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“She blushed and so did he. She greeted him in a faltering voice, and he spoke to her without knowing what he was saying.” 

― Candide, Candide

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Girlfriend Roleplay 🍯 After the Fight

[F4A] After the Fight [Kisses][Comfort][Tears][Making Up][Argument Aftermath][Gender Neutral][Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“They spoke of small things at first, since it was best, when reattaching threads, to begin with the easiest knots.” 

― Chris Cleave, Everyone Brave is Forgiven

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Honey Sings Christmas... Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

This is awful and full of gigglefits.

Wife Roleplay 🍯 Tangled up in Each Other

[F4A] Tangled up in Each Other [Adorable Yawns][Kisses Galore][Playful][Loving][I Can’t Resist You When You Pout][This Is for Your Own Protection][Cuddlesome][Gender Neutral][Wife Roleplay]

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“Pull love closely around you

and snuggle into its bliss.” 

― Hemat Malak, Your Angels Called and Left a Message: Divine Messages to Guide You to Happiness

Yandere Roleplay 🍯 The Last Resort Part Two Keep Your Hussy AI Hands Off!

[F4A] The Last Resort Part Two Keep Your Hussy AI Hands Off! [Island Resort][Love Makes You Crazy][You Are Crazy Lady Catnip][Electricity Isn’t Bad for You, Right?][You Are in Trouble When GLaDOS Is the Sane Sister][Turrets][Never Buy AI Secondhand][Coconuts Versus Technology][Gender Neutral][Yandere Roleplay]

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“Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The im...

Tea & Harlotry 🍯 The Christmas Present Hunt 🍯 Wife Roleplay

[F4M] The Christmas Present Hunt [Cuddlefuck][Loving][Intimate][Sheet Sounds][Wife Roleplay]

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“Even when I press against him his presence is too far away.” 

― Johnny Rich, The Human Script

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Honey Sing Christmas… Rocking Robin

Rocking Robin is a Christmas song. 

IT IS!

*pout* 

Beguiling Vampire Roleplay 🍯 Ill Met by Moonlight Part Two These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends

[F4A] Ill Met by Moonlight Part Two These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends [Surrender][Slow Seduction][Self Deception][Why Steal What Will Soon Be Gifted?][Creepy Forest Ambience][Gender Neutral][Beguiling Vampire Roleplay]

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“These violent delights have violent ends

And in their triump die, like fire and powder

Which, as they kiss, consume”

― Willi...

Honey Sing Christmas… Walking in a Winter Wonderland - Featuring Grumpy Honey

Fuck off!

Tea & Harlotry 🍯 With Stealth

[F4M] With Stealth [Prelude to a Cuddlefuck][Sleepy Teasing][Grinding][Intimate][Breathy as Fuck]

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“Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.” 

― William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

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Girlfriend Roleplay 🍯 Lovely

[F4A] Lovely [Sleepy Adoration][Short and Sweet][Gender Neutral][Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“What is lovely never dies, but passes into other loveliness, Star-dust, or sea-foam, flower or winged air.” 

― Thomas Bailey Aldrich

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Hapless Secret Agent Roleplay 🍯From Paris with Love Part Two - The Case of the Evil Ex

[F4A] From Paris with Love Part Two - The Case of the Evil Ex [Code Name: Honey][I Have Come to Rescue You][Kissing as a Coping Mechanism][Adorkable][Extremely Ridiculous][Accidentally Dating a Supervillain][Gender Neutral][Hapless Secret Agent Roleplay]

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“Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.” ...

Best Friend Love Confession 🍯 It Is so Tough Being a Cockwomble in Love

[F4A] It Is so Tough Being a Cockwomble in Love [Stranded][Snow Storm][It Is Rough Being Love with You Best Friend][Pining][Christmas Cliche][Love Confessions][Adorkable][Gender Neutral][Best Friend Love Confession]

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“The way a love letter longs to be read 

I long for you. 

The way the poor Kane longs for his sled 

I long for you.&nb...

Honey Sings Christmas… Deck the Halls

 All the FAs and LAs confused me and I got a little lost. 

Loving Girlfriend Roleplay 🍯 Warm Christmas Contentment in Front of the Fire

[F4A] Warm Christmas Contentment in Front of the Fire [Hot Chocolate and Snuggles][Intimate][Falling in Love][Trust and Vulnerability][Reassurance][Adoration][Gender Neutral][Loving Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“There is nothing more beautiful than a vulnerable heart in open hands.” 

― Amanda Mosher, Better to Be Able to Love Than to Be Lovable

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Novice Yandere Roleplay 🍯 Yandere Victim Babysitting Service Part Two - Baby’s First Kidnapping

[F4A] Yandere Victim Babysitting Service Part Two - Baby’s First Kidnapping [Utterly Ridiculous][Can You Tell It Is My First Time?][Disorganisation][Crazy Eyes][Yandere Support Group][No Touchy Touchy or Stabby Stabby][Kidnapping][Obsession][Death by Leg of Lamb][Gender Neutral][Novice Yandere Roleplay]

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“I was amazed as people must be who are seized and kidnapped, and ...

Honey Sings Christmas… Away in a Manger - Return of the Gigglefits

Why?

Just WHY?!?!

Comfort and Reassurance 🍯 Give Yourself Room to Breathe

[F4A] Give Yourself Room to Breathe [Go Easy on Yourself][Life Can Be Hard Enough, You Don’t Have to Be Hard on Yourself as Well][Comparison Is the Death of Joy][Gender Neutral][Comfort and Reassurance]

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“Neither compares nor competes.” 

― Lailah Gifty Akita

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Steadfast Pirate Roleplay 🍯 Adrift at Sea Part Two the Way Home

F4A] Adrift at Sea Part Two the Way Home [You Are Your History][Old Friends Are the Worst][Amnesia][Honey the Pirate][Don’t Say That You Don’t Know][Mystery and Adventure][Gender Neutral][Steadfast Pirate Roleplay]

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“Perhaps the wolf wasn't quite so dangerous as he pretended. Unfortunately, there was only one way to find out for sure——give him a little rope and se...

Seductive Vampire Roleplay 🍯 My Dear Sweet Doctor

[F4A] My Dear Sweet Doctor [Relapsing][Hunger][Addiction][Temptation][It Is My Nature][Hiding behind Lies][the Cold Uncomfortable Truth][Vampire Feeding][Gender Neutral][Seductive Vampire Roleplay]

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“An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.” 

― Criss Jami, Venus in Arms

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Honey Sings Christmas... The Twelve Days of Christmas

 12 minutes of Christmas hell. *whimper* 

Assassin Girlfriend Roleplay 🍯 My Girlfriend the Assassin Part Two – I AM NOT A BLOODY CLONE!

First time using a new microphone and....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Not too sure about it. Definitely need to work on my audio dynamics.

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[F4A] My Girlfriend the Assassin Part Two – I AM NOT A BLOODY CLONE! [Honey the Assassin][Remember Bullets Go in the Gun][No More Playing Hitman for You][Dark Secrets][I Never Lied to You][I Miss Portly][Tokyo Apartment Ambience][Gender Neu...

Wife Roleplay 🍯 Sneaky like a Christmas Ninja 🍯 Caught in the Act

[F4A] Sneaky like a Christmas Ninja [Caught in the Act][I Know What You Are Doing][You Are Adorable When You Pretend to Be Innocent][Christmas Present Hunter][Gender Neutral][Wife Roleplay]

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“Be open in everything with your partner, because where there is secrecy, it can mistakenly come off as being sneaky; where you just may be innocently quiet.” 

― Anthon...

Superhero Who Is Completely Not in Love with Their Nemesis Roleplay 🍯 Only Love Can Save the Multiverse

[F4A] Only Love Can Save the Multiverse [Pretentious Space Monks][Adorkable Denial][What Is the Plural of Nemesis?][Oreos, Not Even Once][I Hate Psychics][The First Rule of Being a Superhero][What Kind of Supervillain Are You?][You Are Being Ridiculous][Sweetly Oblivious][Have You Seen Your Arse in That Outfit?][Gender Neutral][Wow][Superhero Who Is Completely Not in Love with Their Nemesis Rolepl...

Girlfriend Roleplay 🍯 The Fear 🍯 Falling in Love Is Scary

[F4A] The Fear [Falling in Love Is Scary][I Don’t Want to Mess Things Up][Worry and Doubt][Gender Neutral][Girlfriend Roleplay]

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“Bran thought about it. 'Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?'

'That is the only time a man can be brave,' his father told him.” 

― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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Hopelessly Smitten with You 🍯 Why I like You

[F4A] Why I like You [Utterly Besotted][Warm and Sweet][Gender Neutral][Hopelessly Smitten with You]

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“When we are smitten, we await love to be “remontant” and to be blooming over and over again”, like remontant roses, with blossoms scenting through all the seasons of life. Passion and patience are to be good allies, though.” 

― Erik Pevernagie

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Honey Sings Christmas... Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - And Boy, Is He Creepy

Are you threatening me?

Santa you are bloody creepy.

Criminal Girlfriend Roleplay 🍯 The Heist Part Two God Save the Queen

[F4A] The Heist Part Two God Save the Queen [Bad Girl][Criminals in Love][Bloody Insulting Fbi Muppets][Made for Each Other][A Penchant for Danger][Gender Neutral][Girlfriend Roleplay] 

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“Be dangerous, darling, for the whole world rises and falls at your feet.” 

― Mav Skye, Wanted: Single Rose

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