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Weekly Bits - October 8, 2021 [SFW]

It's been a backend 😏 busy week.

Im on pornhub now! More details in the audio.

And Discord news! As much news as it is anyway...

I hope you're having a great week! 

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Drunk Dick Down - Part Five - NSFW

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LMAO I accidently mis-scheduled this like... month ago, so Thank YOU, to the couple of you who reached out to let me know. HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

*sobs in dumb* 

Anyway! Here we are! We made it! Look at us!

Thank you so so so much for all of the questions. It  was so much fun answering them and hanging out, although I feel like I owe some sober answers after the fact....

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DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft/Large Mako from A Krow's Nest - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

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In the spirit of spooky season, how about I talk about a toy that absolutely terrifies me. I have finally bought something that I'm going to really need to work up to.

Heads up, it might be my accent, it might be that I'm just human, but I pronounce Abalone wrong this entire review and I'm not ...

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[F4M] [F4A] Why Boys are Scary

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So, a lifetime ago, I received a DM regarding something I said in my Dicks Vs Dildos audio; Specifically, that men are.. uh... kind of scary? Sometimes?

The DM was asking, how does someone of a male persuasion NOT come off as scary, and, I thought it was kind of worth rambling on? I can definitely get myself into trouble with that topic.

Thinking about c...

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Weekly Bits - October 1, 2021 [SFW]

Uh.... it's Friday again? AGAIN?! 😨

With the spooky season upon us, I have to ask, what's your favorite spooky thing? Maybe Ill try to make it sexy... 

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Drunk Dick Down - Part Four - NSFW

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I... has the math question come up yet?

It's... rough, my dears. 


4/5

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Slut Suck School - Introductions

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How deep does my throat go? I don't know. Let's find out together?

This week is just introductions, no need to come prepared. Next week tho, training begins. 

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Cucked, Part Two: Where You Make It Weird And Hot

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Synopsis: I wake up confused and naked in your bed. My memories are foggy, but I remember how good you taste and the next think you know, I'm in your lap. What next?  

[F4M] [F4A] [Story][Narrative] [Desperate] [Thirsty] [Horny] [Slut] [No Will Power] [Dumb Slut] [You’re Hot] [Too Tempting] [Danger] [S&M] [BDSM] {Degradation] [Cuckold] [Cheat] [Unfaithful] [Making Out] [Eye Co...

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Weekly Bits - September 24, 2021 [SFW]

This is just a thinly veiled bitch session. Who likes salt?

That's not truuuue πŸ™„ I talk a bit of business, too. Its just really rambley this week. 

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Drunk Dick Down - Part Three - NSFW

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Has the screaming started yet?

I should probably extend an apology to my Discord contacts... I'm pretty sure I keep it above board though.

3/5

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Cucked - Part Two - Take One - No Edits

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This one is going to be a big boy...

I'll have to give this take another listen, but I suspect I'll do it again, just for fun before picking one. 


Tags: [F4M] [F4A] [Story][Narrative] [Slow burn] [Tension] [Desperate] [Dubcon] [Thirsty] [Horny] [Slut] [No Will Power] [Date] [Dumb Slut] [You’re Hot] [Too Tempting] [Danger] [S&M] [BDSM] {Degradation] ...

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Bits Book Club - The MaddAddam Trilogy (NSFW)

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SPOILER TERRITORY - If you would like to read a bit about the books before I butcher them through a bad retelling, here is the wikipedia link.

I just needed something to talk about while I got off. I play with Seraceae and Slavermaw today and have a nice time I guess? I do love me some b...

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[F4M] [F4A] Happy D Day, To Me - A Dick Rating

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Okay.... I... This was hard... It's really hard for me to focus.... like... Im not sure what I thought was going to happen to be honest. 

So many good dicks. All of the partron submissions are at the top of the show and the last 15 minutes is me working out my frustration. I was very frustrated. Ahahaha.

Thank you, thank you thank you. I.... I am too lucky to be spending my b...

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Weekly Bits - September 17, 2021 [SFW]

Uhhhhh..... I feel like this was a busy week. Stuff happened. I talk about it.... The usual, you know? 

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Drunk Dick Down - Part Two - NSFW

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I feel like this is like a roller coaster.... and we're slowly climbing the hill for the massive drop that's coming up,

2/5

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[F4M][F4A] Butt First [NSFW]

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I'm not sure what to say besides I woke up feeling like I wanted to play with my ass, and so I did.

It didn't go quite as I wanted it too but I came a couple times and that's my main goal, so mission success. Enjoy the struggle, my dears. I hope you are having a great week! 

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[F4M] Blow Off Some Steam - Script Fill

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Synopsis: You, the listener, have a problem. The medication you're on is making it rather difficult to achieve release. And what makes matters worse, your workaholic girlfriend is constantly home late, with little to no chance of being intimate together other than occasional phone sex. However, sensing your dismay, she has a rather devious plan and decides to describe what ...

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Weekly Bits - September 10, 2021 (SFW)

Just the usual Friday Update  for funsies. I hope you are having a great week! 

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Drunk Dick Down - Part One - NSFW

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This one gets so sloppy, but it was so much fun to make. The recording is raw, so... denoise compression, and minimal editing. I figure... that's where the best wet noises exist

I.... can't remember the questions. 

1/5

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Cucked - Part Two: Where You Make It Weird And Hot

Synopsis:  I wake up fuzzy, confused, naked and sore in a strange bed.  There is a bit of confusion then a lot of fucking because the plot line demands some low level amnesia and babe. you are too fucking hot, I can't help myself around you. Who cares if my head hurts a bit...

Patrons get the phone call remix.... Someone is calling? While we are fucking? W...

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[F4M] [F4A] Return of Pluto - A Ramblefap

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Synopsis: I want to beat Pluto. He was a struggle the first time (reddit link), and I've been ignoring him ever since as he embarrassed me. So, ding ding, round two, let's goooo. 


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A Vry Above Board Offer to Objectify You for Our Pleasure

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Heeeeeeeey,

So, I have been quietly waiting for my followers to hit 666 on Reddit to initiate Project DixDixDix. We're so close; I hit 600 just last night,

Buuuuuuuut, I'm impatient? And my birthday is coming up, and last time was so fun, and I keep telling myself it will be a bit like blowing out candles and to be honest, I hav...

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Cucked, Part One: How We Met and I Forgot My Boyfriend

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Synopsis: While out to a concert, I meet this electrifying guy and we hit it off. You're in town for the week and we decide to get drinks. Then breakfast. Then... Your lips are on my neck... Did I mention I have a boyfriend? 


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[F4M] [F4A] [Story][Narrative] [Slow burn] [Romance] [Emotional] [Tension] [Desperate] [Thirsty] [Horny] [Slut...

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Cucked - Part One - SFX Mine

Always Be.... Cock sucking? I'm bad at this whole description thing. I needed new moans and wet sounds and you know what they say: Monetize your Hobbies, Nothing is Sacred. 

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Friday Whine, Yay! - Weekly Update

Hey! Hi! So, I touch a bit more on what has me so distracted on twitter and out myself as like.... maybe a booklicker? Maybe just... a rational person who wants to hear both sides... I dunno... This week has been good for self introspection! Which is part of why I really enjoy doing this, even if it can be a bit uncomfortable at times. Hahaha. We are all problematic little creatures if you dig ...

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If You Bring The Q's, I'll Bring the A?

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So, I *really* enjoyed making the Toke Fap Talk audio, even if I might have sounded dead by the end. 

I was thinking of doing something along similar lines, with a different (legal) substance.

I know... what could it possibly be? /s πŸ™„

But, I would love to answer your questions if you have any? Or you can spam me with trash and we can see how I get off to it...

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Cucked - Part One - Take One - No Edits

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I literally do not remember how this went, besides I wasn't happy with the energy. Then I forgot I posted a poll on it because... I.... am the worst! 😁

So, while I work on the proper edit, How about I just... post a whole different, ugly version. hahah. I'm not even sure if I'm a very fun fuckup here, besides like... my baseline fun quotient, anyway... enjoy? I hope... 

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Sweet Fantasy, Baby - An Answer!

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Heeeeeeey. Im not sure if I need to spoil the content too much. I talk about my kinks and some fantasies and get off...

It was so much fun. HAHA

Thank you for the question! 

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For Serious Though - Me And My Work - Some Thoughts

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Trigger Warnings for Brief Mentions of Abuse.

This is a *super* serious one, my dears. As serious as I can be anyway. HAHA!

There has been some stuff happening in the VA/ performer community that made me feel it is important to address how I conduct myself, for transparency reasons and just to make my stance on some issues clear.

Just so I also have it w...

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Electric Bookaloo - Dice Game Two

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I should mention.... I SPOIL all the things I talk about in here. But it's all... at least a decade old?

It's like, Snape kills Dumbledore levels of spoiler territory, but you may be happy to know I DON'T talk about Harry Potter at all. 

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