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Greeeeeetings, I'm your G.O.D!
Finally, the last clergy!
...But I think this may be the shortest interview.
Anyway, the 4th clergy will be...Shujo-chan!
——Let's start with her profile!
——Please take a moment to introduce yourself!
Shu  heres shujo
She is my fourth creation, the one who seems most human!
Rather than a lethargic person,
she is more of a "she'll lose if she listens to anyone" type of girl lmao
But why did she accept my request?
Normally, she would have ignored me.
Shu  you'll keep asking even if no one answers right
   then lets hear it out just this time
Awww~ I can't believe you treat me so special!
This makes my heart flutter~♡
OH! Remember to say hi~
Shu  nice to meet you
——I see you've lost some body parts, could you tell us about it?
Shu  have lost the vagina so she made one
Damn that's short! TOO SHORT XD
There's nothing wrong though lol
You see, she lost her uterus, so I'd like to make one for her.
At first, I planed to create an artificial uterus from scratch using cells,
but sadly I didn't have the equipment and technology.
I had no choice but to make a mechanical one.
Maybe it's because I've never made one before, it turned out REAL huge lol
And you know, I'm not a professional or an engineer of artificial organs,
so I don't know if it will actually work.
But, well, it doesn't really matter XD
——Tell us how you spend your time in the cult!
Shu  nothing really
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm~~~
I don't care what your answer sounds like~
But could you just tell me anyway~?
Shu  wake up kill time sleep
Well okay
Guess I'll just take this since it's better than the last one...
Let's see...is there anything you want to try?
Shu  maybe betel nut
BETE-?! Well...that's unexpected.
I remember that's a plant commonly found in Asia, like Taiwan.
Is there a reason why you want to try it?
Shu  it's similar to cigarette
Ohhhhh~ I see~
Probably because it's similar to chewing tobacco.
Oh by the way, I heard the brand you're smoking was discontinued a few years ago.
Shu  k
What kind of reaction is that? ...You already know that, didn't you?
Shu  not interested and no one would know the things after
You don't seem to care one bit.
Didn't you start smoking because you like it?!
Shu  no
Then why do you smoke?
Shu  just want to die quicker
Then why don't you just kill yourself or take drugs?
Shu  they just won't let you
Won't let you do what? And who are they??
Shu 
...
Shu 
...Fine, guess that's all for now.
It took me a while, but I got it out of her...?
She's quite a hassle to get answers out of, seriously.
Haaa~ I feel much relieved now~
——Finally, any feedback or words to all the followers?
Shu  is it over can you leave now
Alright alright~ I've heard you~
...Guess I'm getting used to being treated this poorly.
I'm feeling kind of sad...
——One last thing from G.O.D!
We have now introduced all the clergies!
How was it? I hope you enjoyed it!
Since I don't plan on adding any more clergy members,
so this series will probably end... BUT
There's always a possibility of new interviews.
So yeah, don't get your hopes up XDD
Well, time to close now.
Thank you for reading, and wish you a peaceful death and great cult life, see ya!
Other claergies' introduction âž¡ 1st 2nd 3rd