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Greeeeeetings, I'm your G.O.D!
Was last month's interview too long?
Did you read it to the end? Lol
And the 3rd clergy will be...Gijo-chan!
——Let's start with her profile!
——Please take a moment to introduce yourself!
Gi  Howdy! Here's Gijo-chan!
   Aah'll do anythin' for money ♪
   Nice to meetcha~
She's also my 3rd creation!
Well what do you mean...anything?
Gi  Anythin' Aah can do with this body ♪
   Well, of course, depends on tuh amount of money
Would you still be willing to do an interview with me if I didn't pay you~? lol
Gi  No way Aah'll do it!
   Dontchu know how much Aah love money? EH?!
Ooch! My feelings!! lmao
——I see you've lost some body parts, could you tell us about it?
Gi  Y'know hawh y'all see 'ight?
   Why can't y'all talk 'bout...
   ...Heh heh, y'all smart ass ♪
   Al'ight fine, Aah'll talk it for y'all
   Well, as y'all can see, Aah only have upper body
   The guts can't fit inside are packed in the plastic bag
   with some weird green vomit
That's the nutrient fluid, actually lol
And...what about the tracheal tube?
Gi  Hawh? Oh, the hole in my neck y'all mean?
   ...Aah didn't lose anythin'?? Eh...fine, Aah'll talk 'bout it
   It was a long time ago
   Blood got stuck in my throat so they had to cut my throat or Aah'd die
   Nothin' really changed, except my voice turned into...death growl?
   Aah've never had any complaints from the customers 'ere
   ...Guess it's 'cause they're all perverts
   But if y’all don't laik it, go fuck with other girls!
   Aah won't give your money back though!
Is it because of the surgery that what you're talking about got all jumbled up?
Gi  Hawh?! That has nothing to do with it?!
   It's 'cause Aahm a moron, al'ight?!
   Aah can do things 'cause of me! Of course, it's MY fault if I can't!
   Isn't it a matter of course?
   Don't compare me to those irresponsible bitches
   who blame everythin' on their illnesses!
——Tell us how you spend your time in the cult!
Gi  Mostly makin' money~
   Aah do y'know, customer service
   And sellin' draf...ugh, doin' all kinds of business~
   Y'know, for a brainless middle school dropout, manual labor is all we can do
   And Aah rest with my money in my personal safe when Aahm tired
Uh? Hmm? Personal...safe?
Gi  Yup! My BIG, DEEP, WIDE personal safe~!
   It's sooo big Aah could swim in it with bunch of coins and bills!!
   It's fireproof and burglar proof! It even has a waterproof and fireproof door!
   It's also earthquake proof! No earthquakes 'ere though!
   Now fuu...y'know how great fuu...my personal safe is?!
Umm, a little bit...yeah
So...are there any preparations or particulars for resting in the safe?
Gi  Of course there are! Laik, who doesn't?!
   And that is... the money in my personal safe must always be exchanged
   into the same unit of currency!
   'Ight now, it's all 5 yen
   But, Aah guess dollars are better 'ere
Hold...hold on...I'm getting confused now...
So which do you like more in the end, the money or the safe?
Gi  Who'd laik a safe as a hobby?
   Aah laik money, al'ight? Money!
   But Aah don't earn it to spend it
   Aah want a lot of it, so Aah earn it and save all of it!
Why do you want that much money?
Gi  'Cause there are so many things Aah can't get to like
   It's all the same in 'ere or there
   But not the money
   Aah laik money so much
   'cause a penny is a penny, the numbers never change
   Aah laik money so much 'cause countin' them is easy and fun
   Aah laik money so much 'cause the quirky, odd smell
   Money never blame me never distinguish me never pity me never betray me
   Even morons can earn money if y'all work hard enough
   Aah love money so much ♪
——Finally, any feedback or words to all the followers?
Gi  Gimme money~!!
Rude as usual lol
Gi  Gimme money ♪
Saying it cute won't change it ♪
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