Talk German To Me, Baby! [sleep aid] [nsfw ending] [lots of german] [bedtime story] [Kalif Storch] [The metamorphosis] nsfw

Ergh! Totally simping on this 🫠 vielen dank 🤗

AI_N

It worked better than Duolingo 😭🤟🏻

Essie_

So, wadde mal kurz.. Ich bin erst seit kurzem hier.. Ich bin grad geschockt, dass du ja nicht mal einen Akzent hast.. Bist du Deutscher? Wenn du Englisch sprichst, hört man dir auch nichts an. Ich bin verwirrt, hab ich was verpasst?? Bist du ein Landsmann oder bist du mit beiden Sprachen aufgewachsen? Klär uns aaaauf 😅 BITTE! (Falls du es nicht schon irgendwo getan hast)

It'sMeSam

Cuddlelini 🤣💞

It'sMeSam

Das hab ich mir auch gedacht, als ich den Post gesehen hab 😅

It'sMeSam

Du bist meine dufte Biene 🐝 😆

Evan (Oliver)

finding out that a peck in german is called 'Bussi' (bussy?) was not on my 2025 bingo card

Fae

very alluring

uc4nsuc1t

Get your mind out of the gutter, Girl 😂 love those additions of his

Maja Lisiecka

lch liebe dich at 46.20s，absolute love it. however，deutsch fuxk me up. its reminded me the most tough times during collage😩

Miaaaaa

I am german and I‘m confused because I understand your explanation in english way better than the old german language in this story 🙃😂

Kuromiii

I forgot you know german which is lwk good for me cuz im trying to learn it rn

Cj Ü

So seltsam, wie sich Menschen anders anhören wenn sie verschiedene Sprachen sprechen :P And both is wonderful ^^

e LMO

This is the fifth time I’m listening to this and trying to actually get to the nsfw part without falling asleep 😭

hagrid

“Cute little mouse.” I thought Noah was about to go Zade Meadows on us. 😄

Julie Arutyunyan

One month and a half listening to it everyday, but well... I hope someday I'll listen to this till the end. I just love when someone reads me stories and I always fall asleep 😅

Taya ~Таяни

if i want a kiss id say WHAT

bri

im taking this lesson seriously.

bri

<3

MamaGrace

Honestly I always found dirty talk in German so cringe 😂 but maybe you’ll help to change that

Blueluelie

This is soooo good and cute and sweet and everything!! Gotta pause a little bit to say this and back on. Please do more German/English audio like this one! Amazing!

Karzzz

Melatonin who? Was put right to bed. Thanks. 🙏

B

Thank you for showing me what love supposed to be.

Sakiski

Now, this is what I'm paying for.

Aaa

We need a spicy English/German Audio 🤭

Giselle

The sentence *du machst mich ganz wild* 10/10 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hits different when you speak German

Leo

This was so sweet 🥰 I had to listen a second time in the morning because I fell asleep before the naughty bit 😂 somehow I feel the listener in this is just going to say "I'm horny" in German the cringey way for forever now 😂 absolutely love the playfulness in this.

Amanda

This is perfect thank you🥰

Hazel

Ahahaha 🤣🤣

Leo

Got a huge flashback after his “you’re my favorite student”🫠

Leila

listening to this multiple times just to get the poetic quote about the wind and the water right, so I could print it on a t-shirt. 😏 😅

Alessa

one hour!!! you're spoiling us!!!🥰

Norma

the random Ich liebe dich bombs were too sweet 🥺

Rheality

probably not something Noah would want to hear during a fun time 😂

You won’t believe this is my motivation for learning German.🤣

Alison

That’s a good beginning 🤣

Leo

3 years of learning German and the only thing I can say is that "Ich bin dreizehn Jahre alt" (because I learned German when I was 13😂 now I am 24)

Sir, I have 650 day streak on duolingo. Of course, I can understand complicated sentences and not just "Ich liebe Kartoffeln".

Julia

🩷🩷

Marie

War noch nie so happy aus Deutschland zu kommen XD

Leo