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CDJ

I’m really confused about the midget caribou. Are they running out of venison at the N. Pole or something?

RamLock

and why dont we throw in michael fassbender as the beast but now they are all roommates - and for some reason samwise gamgee s role can be reprised after a failed marriage .

Dickie Imagery

Probably some pornunciation problems :-)

Pilgrim

I he's so hot love Gaston 🥵

Rocky

Sorry to hear your past troubles, Mummf - that’s a very raw deal & hope your uncle paid for his cruelty. I’m pleased that you’ve made a good life for yourself, and will chalk you up as one of the good father-in-laws 🙂

RanliLabz

Hawk-Tuah 😄

RanliLabz

Why hasn’t Disney made a Gaston et LeFou series, starring Henry Cavill & Elden Henson as monster-hunters chasing Loup-Garou & Fae Enchantresses through Revolutionary France? I demand answers!

RanliLabz

I don't know, I think the Deer is in the middle, isn't he?

Pilgrim

True, my partner's father had already passed away before we even met... aaaand I myself fit a little bit the "once institutionalised father-in-law"... my partner brought two teenagers into our marriage, who are meanwhile married themselves -> I'm a father-in-law. A long time before I was in stationary therapy - after I and a much older man (uncle) strongly disagreed about the age of consent... and he physically showed me that he did not share my opinion -> I was in an "asylum"... 😊

Mummf

Is he especially good at expectorating?

Jeremy Charles

I have to say, that's an interesting composition. Usually people would put the main character in the middle, but here he's on the side...

Sudden Real

And every last inch of him's covered with hair?

Dickie Imagery

I give him five hurrahs and twelve hip-hips

NeimadFR

I can see you’ve never had a father-in-law. Anyone that has would consider this entirely reasonable 😅 More seriously, I’ll talk about both these points in a later post, and look forward to hearing your opinion on my argument 🙂

RanliLabz

Yeah, totally unfairly maligned... everyone should try to send their potential father-in-law to an asylum and rally a mob against a rival to kill him

Mummf

Oh, trust me, I could very tempt you!

Sebastian

It's a possibility... and I have a few other fairytale posts from the distant past that could be integrated. More likely just a few comic-style pics to prove that Gaston was an innocent man, tho 😂

RanliLabz

😂 Don't tempt me to waste more update time making movie characters.

RanliLabz

It's Bill from Bill and Ted, right?

Sebastian

You know, this *could* be working on the game if these somehow end up in some holodeck scenario. ;) I certainly wouldn't mind seeing something along those lines. You'd almost have to include a musical number too, considering the source material, which is something you have a penchant for. :D

Pentasphere

Starkids' 'Twisted' musical makes some pretty compelling arguments for Jafar

JammyDodger

‘Most maligned’ is prob hyperbolic. Would be interested to hear alternatives for the most unfairly maligned crown.

RanliLabz

His proportions are pretty close to the non-flexed G (when Disney characters flex, they enlarge dramatically).

RanliLabz

Somewhat skinny for Gaston, don't you think? But you are right, he IS unfairly maligned. Wouldn't say the most though.

Snowish

I have heard that his romantic rival is an absolute Beast

Soul In Shadow

🤦

mikethemotormouth

IshyPish

You’ll soon find out!

RanliLabz

Somehow I think the image could use more eggs, easter or no. About 5 dozen would be my guess.

Arcus Caelestis

There’s no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on.

Brian's Sandbox

Sexy but brutish antagonist in B&B. Always wondered what he looked like unclothed.

Guy Montag

he wants belle and his bud wants him!

Donald Godfrey

I hear he’s roughly the size of a barge

DC Burns

wait a minute wait a minute .... is that f*****g G****n ?

Nathanael Dugourd

Heard he's got quiet alot of body hair. Basically a animal at that point. A beast perhaps 🤭

John Kaspar

And the same powerful simp aura

JammyDodger

Nice poem! I had to 'reimagine' his best friend to make him sexier. Roughly the same outfit as the original movie, tho 😀

RanliLabz

While no one is quite like him, I'd happily show him what another guy can do for him that no woman is just quite as good at... And his closest friends was just too afraid to try...

Jay Tee

Dude looks like a beast….. in the bedroom

Matthew Potter

wow, what a guy

God of Clorox

He’s such a tall, dark, handsome brute. He’s everyone’s favorite guy. He’s the best hunter in the world. He deserves the best.

Emperor Chaos

Honestly, with all the aliens and tentacles, I'm kinda hoping the five dozen eggs enter him through alternative means

JammyDodger

Is there a beauty and a beast in your movie 🤔

Torqemada

No one eats 5 dozen eggs like him.

Silver

No one kills bucks like this guy~ No one fucks like this guy His best friend's a bachelor, I think we know why~

JammyDodger