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Poll conclusion

Alrighty folks, it seems like Golems won the run off poll- which had dramatically lower turn out, but hey, its fine. 

I will begin working on that, expect something in the next two weeks!

Close poll, run off time

Hey folks, the last one was super close between cyberpunk and golem, so here’s a run off poll, now that ive got demo pieces up. 

Pick which one tickles your fancy, this’ll be open for 5 days

Golem demo chapter

Your first memory is laying out atop a kitchen, staring out of half formed eyes, watching a ceiling fan lazily twirl around the mounted light bulb, cigarette smoke slowly rising in a coil, as a woman scoffs over a newspaper she holds.

“The Peoples’ Observer,” she sneers the title out for a moment, before stubbing her cigarette on the cover, “Nazi filth.”

Glancing down, she...

Cyberpunk demo chapter

Downtown New Istanbul pulsed with life, music blaring out of tiny nightclubs, the screams and whoops of the drunk and drugged forming a treble to accompany the baritone boom of the muffled music.

Internet hotspots, installed on the exterior of buildings pinged all the foot traffic passing through, sending popup advertisements straight to the front lobe of anyone with visual cybernetics. T...

New Patreon project

Howdy folks. Since the guys at Patreon made me delete a bunch of posts from here, it’s been pretty dead around these parts, huh?

Well, I’m thinking of starting a Patreon exclusive writing project, with chapters uploaded (hopefully) every two weeks. 

I’m planning on these being closer to a regular story, rather than interactive quest type thing, now t...

What should i run this weekend

What should I run this weekend?

What should I write this weekend?

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Hey folks, Patreon’s getting mad at some of the stuff I post so I did some take downs of stuff

Chapter 1 of ???: I don't have a name for this yet, but its a cyberpunk thing I've had kicking around my head.

Downtown New Istanbul pulsed with life, music blaring out of tiny nightclubs, the screams and whoops of the drunk and drugged forming a treble to accompany the baritone boom of the muffled music.

Internet hotspots, installed on the exterior of buildings pinged all the foot traffic passing through, sending popup advertisements straight to the front lobe of anyone with vi...

Tier Update

Hey folks, I've overhauled a little, since I might not have been using the 5 buck tier much, now I've got a new tier, to pick what I run over the weekend. Enjoy.

I made a Discord server, tada!

https://discord.gg/auM6yYU

Picking Flowers

You stroll through the fields of the western Lowlands. Within the relative anonymity of the unsettled western bank of the Zora River, everyone has decided to take just one day to relax and to have for themselves.

And for you, that means accompanying Link as he tried to quietly slink away from camp a way, awkwardly hiding your larger body behind bushes and tree trunks, wonderin...

The Tsarina

You’ve pulled each other through sleet, mile after mile without rest, to reach the meagre safety afforded by the cabin, the blizzard howling outside, turning the whole world a blank slate of whites and greys outside the window.

But here?

Here, inside, with the pop and crackle of wood in the hearth you’re both safe and comfortable, and most importantly- warm at last. 2018-05-12 16:49:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Mega Krypton!

Kara was enraptured with the experience of a ‘manual’ pregnancy, and seemed to almost literally glow from within, as she began to absorb enough sunlight for two.

One thing she doesn’t appreciate much is the light stretch marks over the bump in her belly, however, and you, being the best, most lovely man ever, have made it your mission to assure her they’re beautiful. 2018-04-09 13:11:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Mount Kansas

“Will they laugh at my accent?” Kara asks, shifting about uncomfortably in backseat of the limo, headed for a post launch celebration for Wayne Interstellar.

… “I won’t lie, probably when they don’t think you can hear them.” You tell her, “But anyone that does, I can make Bruce buy them out of business, sound good?”

She pouts and gives your arm a slap, ...

In Another Time, In Another Place, In Another Way.

Clark gave his friend a tap on the right shoulder, while brushing past to stand behind Bruce's left shoulder.

"You're nearly thirty, you know." Bruce pointed out. "One of these days, you'll grow up."

Clark just shrugged, "Insert something here about millennial angst and immaturity."

Bruce scowled at him as seriously as he could muster, before turning his attention back to the telepor...

County Unfair.

Clark winced as Faora reached for the hammer with eager glee in her eyes.

"Farrah?" He coughed, "Just don't break the thing." He reminded with a nervous laugh.

The carny in charge of the high striker seemed amused by his comment at least. "Buddy, I ain't ever seen a man hit the top bell. No offence ma'am, but-"

DING!

Clark wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry as the bronze bell ...

New in Town

Raven dragged her sleeve across her face.

She wasn't crying.

The lid of some metal cylinder burst off, spewing garbage all over the alley, Raven focusing on trying to quell herself, her hands shaking.

She knew how dangerous letting herself get out of control like that was.

Besides... She didn't have time to cry. She was in some strange new realm, draw...

Fortress of not quite Solitude.

The ice crunches below, as Kara sets the car down. You huddle into your clothes a little deeper, before shutting the engine- and thus the heater- off.

You're dressed up to the nines in full Antarctic gear for a reason, as you step out of the car, looking up at the icy mountainside Kara carved her so called 'Fortress of Solitude' into.

"Well." You chatter. "It's got a killer vi...

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